Verb conjugation of "advert" in English

It looks like we need to invite Erika again to my home, once the cake is ready. Of course, this should be done before Sunday to stay in the chocolate cake race. We should buy cream too.
Well, you're already here ... would you ever have thought that I'm a member in facebook? You are a funny guy. What else is happening? Did you already settle down in your new country of choice?
How long have you been practicing Spanish using this site and in which lesson are you now? I am now at vocabulary lesson number 3. It is still hard for me, but I'm quite new here and need to get better.