Verb conjugation of "relay" in English

The connecting flight to Phuket was fully booked, and the connection to Krabi had five empty seats. The problem was that the boarding began in ten minutes and I did not even have a ticket.
Well, you're already here ... would you ever have thought that I'm a member in facebook? You are a funny guy. What else is happening? Did you already settle down in your new country of choice?
Have a great day! How are you doing? So, I hope you understand my writing. Where did you meet your wife? I am really glad to hear from you. Auf Wiedersehen! By the way: There were no mistakes.