Translation of distorsión

It turned out that they did not have a license to house foreigners but I was too tired and besides, where else would I go. Furthermore they insisted that I should not bring prostitutes to their home.
I interpret this as follows: It reflects the calm life without any hectic atmosphere. The life that these two are looking for (like they did before) is far away: Far away, beyond the river.
Is there a way that I could test your Spanish and German lessons? Quality is very important to me. Can you send me a lesson electronically (by email or word)? Maybe you have your lesson ready.