Translation of Rebus

So I cannot eat an entire fish, that looks like a fish and I cannot eat an entire chicken that looks like a chicken. Understand? It is all in the head, as I have told you before. Nothing personal.
The error has been corrected. If you want to recommend our site we will be very thankful if you could link from your website to ours, or from your schools' website to ours. This would help us a lot.
My wife and her started a nice conversation and the village girl did not believe that my wife was older than thirty years old. My wife considered herself as old, but the little girl explained her that she wasn't.