Translation of creationist in German

Hello and Dude. I'm great as here in Europe the sixteen best national soccer-teams are playing against each other (it is called Euro). Turkey won the first match last Sunday (1:0). Probably they will win the next match tomorrow.
We drove back to the city and this time our bus driver went even crazier. We prayed for the ride to be over. We arrived safely two hours later and rushed back to our house not even complaining.
We hardly remembered that our day began at 7.30am 500 kilometers further north. It was now already 6pm and we were eager to board the plane in order to reduce the distance to our destination.