Translation of metropolitan in German

I was on vacation for almost two months, so that I could not send you the learning files. In the coming days I will organize the tasks for 2012... Can I count on you for some translation work? Can you translate the following sentence?
Well, you're already here ... would you ever have thought that I'm a member in facebook? You are a funny guy. What else is happening? Did you already settle down in your new country of choice?
Why are people from beautiful Latin America immigrating to Germany? I have often experienced problems with the time forms used in Spanish. I need urgent assistance. I can correct you in German.