Translation of Abzocke

He suggested that Sofia or Linda speak with his student (Jack) directly on the following number: X. Jack will be happy to share his techniques, experience and protocols with you guys. Just call him.
I have been there once for vacation, but I was too little. It was twelve years ago, when I was still a child. I went there with mom and dad and all I cared about is beach and sand, no culture.
He was hysterical, he got married two weeks earlier and already has lost his first wedding ring. How embarrassing is that? In addition, everybody on the ship heard it so that it was even more embarrassing.