Translation of Ratgeber

So I cannot eat an entire fish, that looks like a fish and I cannot eat an entire chicken that looks like a chicken. Understand? It is all in the head, as I have told you before. Nothing personal.
Thanks for the phone conversation. In the attachment, I placed a very brief overview of possible Spanish words that could be entered into the system for the vocabulary beginners lesson. Please have a look.
To be honest, we did not understand one word of what he was saying, because his English was so terrible. Or maybe it wasn't and it was only his accent which we could not grasp. To us it was Chinese.