Translation of Schwanzlutscher

I have been living in Holland for the last 14 years and I know the mentality very well. Holland is a small country, everybody knows everybody, so if we want to succeed, we must seize the opportunity.
I will be here for another 3 hours, then about 2 hours offline and then again online until late. So the exception is in Spain, cause formal is usually vos/ustedes even when we speak to 1 person. They also jump to the third person singular.
Are you really married now? Do you have children? You are still young. What is your profession? I am 53 years old and have two grown daughters, the older is 30, is the younger is 28, both married.