Translation of anachronism in German

We decided to the the super deluxe suite but once the reception clown told us that we could not have it without surcharge we decided to take the second best room for the price that we paid.
In addition I felt were uncomfortable with a ten year old girl rowing our boat while we were sitting like stupid tourists there. I offered to row myself and took the girl's rudder. She was happy.
Nice to meet you. Your German is not bad at all, stop being so insecure. I have been learning Spanish for 3 weeks only. I am visiting a private Spanish teacher. It is very expensive but good.