Translation of obscenity in German

You're from USA right?! You are learning German too? Why? Do you want to go to Germany? I'm from Italy and I used to live in Portugal for a while. Now I'm learning in order not to forget everything I learned there. Are you working?
At 6 am in the morning we got up and walked to the Tamarin cafe, where we were picked up an hour later. By the way the bus driver rode we could tell that our travel agency was more professional.
Originally we planned to stay in Santiago for one day but due to her illness we prolonged our stay for two days. I walked around the city by myself, always staying close to the hotel.