Translation of coctelera

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In South American we speak normal Spanish, but sometimes it sounds like music and not as you are used to it from the school books and video tutorials from the language schools that you have learned in Guatemala.
My morning was great. How was your weekend? In order to learn the language to a high level I figure you need two or three years. I was in Malaga last summer for a few days and studied a lot.