Translation of Abfalleimer

Writing autobiography in another language has some advantanges. You do not have to think to much about the story and you can concentrate on the foreign language. Spanish is very suitable for that.
I have another small request: Is it possible that your webmaster sends us the loading html (the one that is displayed during the download of the large html)and the instruction of how to install it?
Unfortunately, the boat's maneuvering system broke down and we were told that we could not take it. We were furious, but decided to make the best out of the situation. The offered to take the Red Dragon instead.