Translation of Absurdität

In addition I wanted to ask you whether you could quickly send me the language file that you created with your colleagues at Harvard. The entire language package needs to be reviewed and published.
I have been there once for vacation, but I was too little. It was twelve years ago, when I was still a child. I went there with mom and dad and all I cared about is beach and sand, no culture.
To be honest, we did not understand one word of what he was saying, because his English was so terrible. Or maybe it wasn't and it was only his accent which we could not grasp. To us it was Chinese.