Translation of Heuschober

First of all I have to say that I am trying not to get myself into a situation where I have to eat thing that I don't like. That means that I have never tried a strange meal or bizzare food.
On Friday, I can send it from the US. But I would send it from here with EMS or even better with UPS, including delivery confirmation and tracking. From the US there will be no return address or tracking.
Luckily for him, his wife stood by him and explained that he was clumsy and that would happen to him all the time. Anyway, it none of our business. We all had dinner afterwards and went to sleep.