Translation of leaky in Spanish

I usually charge 15 dollars per hour, but I don't care very much for the hourly system. I can also help with corrections and suggestions, but only if the original text is a serious translation and not an automatic one.
Well, you're already here ... would you ever have thought that I'm a member in facebook? You are a funny guy. What else is happening? Did you already settle down in your new country of choice?
If I'll have the time, I will visit sometime, perhaps you can write me an email in English. I will be correcting it and hope not to discover any errors there. In which city do you live?